well played genius

so it's a public holiday and we have a staff meeting scheduled for 9am and i'm staring at a shitload of marking. all in all this does not equate to me being especially cheery. add to this the fact that only bookmark is open today so i go there to get coffee etc. and i'm in the line and once you order you have to move to the pay queue. some people are waiting for food still so you need to squeeze past them. dude on the end, let's call him DICKFACE WHO NEEDS TO WAKE THE HELL UP AND MAYBE TAKE OFF THOSE SUNGLASSES BECAUSE YOU'RE INDOORS, OH YEAH, AND YOU'RE WHITE! ONLY RAPPERS WHO HAD THEIR HEYDAY IN THE 90S AND THE LEGALLY BLIND SHOULD DO THAT. so yeah he's standing there leaning back on the bar with his knee stuck out, staring at me. and when he sees me moving past he keeps his friggin leg there and then gets pissed off and rolls his eyes while smirking when i step on both of his feet accidentally and apologise. at that point if i was wearing stiletto footwear i would have loved to ram them through his ill-positioned sneakered feet. or you know, through his skull. let's see you smirk then boy wonder. AAUUUUGGGHHHH dumbass!!!!!!